Monday, June 9, 2008

Iowa women says, "Wee people responsible for flower garden damage."

The owner of the flower patch located at 103 E Ave., GC, informs me that it might be the 'wee people' damaging her precious Japanese poppies. "There is only this much of the poppy plant left," she reports, opening up her finger and thumb to about 2 inches which is, ironically, the probable height of said 'wee people." The Iowa woman was last seen heading to 'the store' to buy some 'Wee people be gone.' ?

update: may be a new 'mutant' breed of wee people-pesticides to blame

1 comment:

MOXBOX said...

The local Norby's does not have
any " wee people be gone" so
I went ahead and bought " rabbit
be gone" hoping the wee people
have already interbred with the
baby bunnies in my back yard, and
this might solve the problem. It
will take several doses over a
three week period before I will
know the outcome. Will keep you
and your fellow " bloggers" informed. Am starting to be concerned that I might have introduced a new mutant breed.