Have you seen the most clicked on CNN stories from today? Ahead of Gaza City fighting, the commissioning of the USS George HW Bush, the deaths from the Costa Rica earthquake and Zimbabwe's latest monetary woes is: George, the 140 year old lobster, liberated by PETA from a seafood joint out East, driven to the Atlantic Ocean and let go. You see, George was the largest lobster many people had ever seen...lobsters can grow a pound every seven to 10 years, and George's weight was estimated at 18 to 20 pounds.
All I can say is: Thank God!!! We would have had to melt the Butter Cow from the Iowa State Fair in order to eat that fellow.
and in that case, the only attraction left would be the fat people roaming the food court.
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