Tuesday, August 19, 2008

You've got to be kidding, another hoax?


"Sasquatch detective" Steve Kulls was sent to a secret location to examine the frozen Bigfoot body:

In a long statement on SearchingforBigfoot.com, Kulls reveals what he found early Sunday morning Eastern time as the body thawed out.
"I extracted some [hair] from the alleged corpse and examined it and had some concerns," Kulls writes. "We burned said sample and said hair sample melted into a ball uncharacteristic of hair."
Kulls called Biscardi in California, who told him to heat the body to speed up thawing.
"Within one hour we were able to see the partially exposed head," Kulls continues. "I was able to feel that it seemed mostly firm, but unusually hollow in one small section. This was yet another ominous sign."
Then came the clincher.
"Within the next hour of thaw, a break appeared up near the feet area. ... I observed the foot which looked unnatural, reached in and confirmed it was a rubber foot."
A rubber foot???? This is hilarious!!

1 comment:

  1. Oh shuck, I was hoping that the
    BIGFOOT was a REAL one. Golly
    darn it. Also the comments on
    the look alike swimmers are great.
    I loved the first one that you
    sent about the arm-pit hair. That
    was great. I did think that Mark S.
    was still rather nice looking even
    tho his dark hair had changed to
    grey. Hope Phelps can get some
    peace and quiet now that he is
    done but am sure he won't. Don't
    think I'd care for that sort of
    life. No time alone and etc.
    Guess they know that when they go
    into such things.

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