Monday, June 9, 2008

Iowa women says, "Wee people responsible for flower garden damage."

The owner of the flower patch located at 103 E Ave., GC, informs me that it might be the 'wee people' damaging her precious Japanese poppies. "There is only this much of the poppy plant left," she reports, opening up her finger and thumb to about 2 inches which is, ironically, the probable height of said 'wee people." The Iowa woman was last seen heading to 'the store' to buy some 'Wee people be gone.' ?

update: may be a new 'mutant' breed of wee people-pesticides to blame

1 comment:

  1. The local Norby's does not have
    any " wee people be gone" so
    I went ahead and bought " rabbit
    be gone" hoping the wee people
    have already interbred with the
    baby bunnies in my back yard, and
    this might solve the problem. It
    will take several doses over a
    three week period before I will
    know the outcome. Will keep you
    and your fellow " bloggers" informed. Am starting to be concerned that I might have introduced a new mutant breed.

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